Jesus Loves Publix

For your entertainment (and as undeniable proof that Jesus loves Publix), an exchange between pastor (Matt) and congregant (Pensive Pea):

Matt: Could you take on getting the communion elements and setting up the communion table for Sunday night?

Me: Sure. What do you mean by "getting"? Like from a closet? From the communion store?

Matt: Yeah, Communion ‘R Us. Publix? Although, a communion store might be a good business to get into. We could even have a drive-thru.

Me: I think a communion store would add to the mystique of it all...
Publix just seems so... NOT Blood of the Lamb.

Matt: Or perhaps a brand that Publix could sell. “Blood of the Lamb” Grape Juice ™ Buy one get one by grace.

Little Lo

Our friend, Beth from Atlanta, stayed with us for a few days. Betsy had told me that Beth really likes dogs. But I was completely unprepared for the love affair between Beth and Milo. I mean, 'Lo is cute and winsome and all, but I have never seen anyone take to her quite like that.

She kept calling 'Lo a tender rabbit. Huh?

Amy thinks tender rabbit sounds like something you would call your dinner ...
Come here, little bunny... Little tender rabbit...

Milo just keeps looking out the window, wondering when Beth will return to call her tender rabbit once more...