For your entertainment (and as undeniable proof that Jesus loves Publix), an exchange between pastor (Matt) and congregant (Pensive Pea):
Matt: Could you take on getting the communion elements and setting up the communion table for Sunday night?
Me: Sure. What do you mean by "getting"? Like from a closet? From the communion store?
Matt: Yeah, Communion ‘R Us. Publix? Although, a communion store might be a good business to get into. We could even have a drive-thru.
Me: I think a communion store would add to the mystique of it all...
Publix just seems so... NOT Blood of the Lamb.
Matt: Or perhaps a brand that Publix could sell. “Blood of the Lamb” Grape Juice ™ Buy one get one by grace.
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